When my sibling insults me …
My parents are like:
But if I insult my sibling, my parents are like:
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When you're told to wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist.
i used to pretend to be a statue, untill i blinked…
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My mom always gives me these looks that say ‘I’m sorry but you’re retarded’:
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| boys in fights: | I hate you, man, fuck you. |
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| girls in fights: | Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt. |
